About Death Quaker and her Realm

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Hey, before DQ gets into talking about herself, she'd appreciate it if you'd take a gander at these here Requests and Demands of the Mistress–especially if you're thinking of linking to her site. You might also check out the site disclaimers if you haven't had a chance.

Now, without further ceremony:

Death Quaker's Realm is more or less the creative venting zone for a rather ordinary entity known as Rep, a proud hippie-esque gamer chick who loves to write, sing, and mostly slack off.

The Mission of Death Quaker's Realm is simple: to express love, joy, and mass destructive desires and dreams; to share ideas, art, and obsessions; and overall serve as an outlet so that Rep does not explode. The Vision of Death Quaker's Realm, beyond the non-explosion of Rep, is that it, in part or in whole, might inspire, teach, or at the very least, simply amuse the hapless folk that stumble here.

Rep would like to especially thank graphic-designing god Tony Calato for help in inspiring page layout of this latest and bluest version of her Web site, as well as her other friends and visitors who have provided feedback on this site.

Rep believes in the importance of site accessibility for as many surfers as possible, and she loathes and despises blinky crap, so rest assured, you will not find long-loading, noisy, distracting blinky crap here. She is such a scarily anal purist, actually, that she actually codes most of her pages in Microsoft Notepad. Really. She has slowly added more graphics to her site for fun and aesthetics–but she also always wants to make sure her site loads relatively quickly and is 100% text-only accessible, so if you have any loading or accessibility issues, she would greatly appreciate you telling her.

While Rep has tried to make this site all-browser-friendly, she has noticed that for some reason, Netscape 7.1 renders her pages slightly funny. She does not know how to fix this. No other browsers she has used, including older versions of Netscape, do this. If you notice odd rendering problems or have any difficulties viewing or navigating this site, please let Rep know–especially if you have suggestions on how to fix it.

Rep has no idea why she is writing in the third person. Some of you may also be wondering this as well.

But you may also be wondering, "If Rep is the creator of this site, then who the hell is Death Quaker?"

"Death Quaker" can be one or more at any time: Rep's Internet Avatar, a nickname a friend in college gave Rep, the nickname Rep gave her Id, or a comic book-type character that Rep made up. If you want to know about the cartoon/fictional version, you can read the Legend of Death Quaker.

Rep insists she is very little like the fictional Death Quaker. See, this is Death Quaker and this is Rep. See the difference?

Okay, you really actually want to know more about Rep herself? (You must be bored if you've gotten this far.) You can go to her bio page.

(And a final attempt to break out of third person... *rrrrrrrrr* YES!)

Thank you very much for visiting my tiny corner of the universe. Please come again, and if you do not enjoy your stay–or if you exceptionally do enjoy it–please let me know by contacting mistress@deathquaker.org.